Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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ballsack

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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What is worse

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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S.O.P.A

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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