What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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NEVER

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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How much is an abortion? A life

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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Lil' Wayne

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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