Kittens.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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