Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Nickelback.

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Anti Joke

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