Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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