What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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