What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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i love antijokes

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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penis

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Women's rights.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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The horse said "nay."

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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ha.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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Anti Joke

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