- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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