What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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