What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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who smells? •Liam

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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robin, get in the car.

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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