- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

Kah-________-

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

Anti jokes.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

MICHAEL

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

What's up? The sky.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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