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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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The WNBA.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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monkey sponge

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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