Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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Lebron Traveled

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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OGC - tilt your head

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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T-Dog scare me

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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