- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Hellen Keller

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Whats9+10 19

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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