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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

A fat boy walked into a party

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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