What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

What sucks?

minced oaths

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Nathan Gooderson.

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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