How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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:-)book

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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