- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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