What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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c+t+c?

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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