Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

thumb_up thumb_down -10

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

thumb_up thumb_down -18

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

YOU IS DUM

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

thumb_up thumb_down -26

you

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops