- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

Will gropes Ebola victims

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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