why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

What is an anti-joke? This is.

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

Lebron Traveled

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