Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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Amputations.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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World Peace

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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Baseball

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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