ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

guess what? chicken butt.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

Knock, knock. Come in.......

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Penis in a box.

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

Tennesse

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

Women"s Rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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