A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

Chuck Norris.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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