- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

9/11/2001

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

What's up? A direction...

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

OBAMA

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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