Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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What's up? A direction...

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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OBAMA

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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YOU IS DUM

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Anti Joke

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