What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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I'm gay.

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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