- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

Chuck Norris.

poop

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

Flab

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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