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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Knock Knock It's Open!

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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