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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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That's Racist

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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