Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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BWAT

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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Anti Joke

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