Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Like this joke

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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