- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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The 19th Amendment

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Your Mom

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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Chuck Norris

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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