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We didnt star the fire ...........

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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