- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

A: Knock knock. B: <>

Canada's army

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

I'm taken

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

Why did the bunny eat his food

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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