- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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