Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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Canada's army

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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I'm taken

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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