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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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