what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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Looks through the peephole.

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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Hi Jacob You cool

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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This is my joke. funny

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Who has downs this joke

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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