Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

You smell bad? Cool.

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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