how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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