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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Where's my tractor?

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

The penn state football administration

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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