where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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A Banana wrote this...

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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Is this a chair?

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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poop

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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