How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

What is a question?

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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