Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

whats young and never moved? still born baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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