Why did the bunny eat his food

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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baby loves lalma

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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Women's sports

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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