where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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Homework.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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Anti Joke

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