What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

A baby seal walks into a club...

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Flab

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

osama bin ladens hiding spot

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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