How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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Punch line.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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Gestapo.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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That's Racist

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Anti Joke

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