- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a question?

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

I have no ideas.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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