(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Blarg

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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