One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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