- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gay rights

what do you call a black man named mike

A woman leaves the kitchen.

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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