- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

i eat poop

"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Knock knock Who's there My dick

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

Justin Bieber having an erection.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

Gabe Mercado

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??