Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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That's Racist

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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