How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

Woman's rights

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

lick my ballsack.... ok

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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