- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

Your mom

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

A: Knock knock. B: <>

Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

A day without sunshine is like night.

How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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