Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

math test 2=2

Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

What abou three times

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

Smart Blondes

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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