Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

Turn around.

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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