- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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