What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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who farted your mother

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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