- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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