- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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I have a crush on my dad.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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