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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

My butt!!!!!!!!

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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