- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

How did the priest die? Masterbation

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

What's red and has wheels a red car....

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

I saw a shovel once.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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