- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My butt!!!!

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

I am on a escalator.

What does A duck smoke? Quack

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

What do you call a black man? Jamal

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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