- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

This is not a joke.

What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

Why did I get raped

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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