Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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knock knock go away ok

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Penis.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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Where's my tractor?

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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