- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

guess what chicken butt

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

How old are you? 20

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

Yo mamas so fat.

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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