Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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Civil Rights.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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anne hatthaway

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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Chicken

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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Gabe Mercado

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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