- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Are you a human?

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

Women's Rights

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Wats a joke?

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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