if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

Where's my shotgun

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

Hi my name is Jim

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

i eat poop

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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