Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

Women's rights...

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

No. Yes.

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

So. The gays. ...

Can you see this brett? Connor

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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