- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

No. Yes.

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

Can you see this brett? Connor

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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