Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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No it isn't.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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Woman's rights

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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