Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

Woman's rights.

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

You just won the game...

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

A Frenchman stays and fights

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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