what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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A black man walks into a book store.

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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obama

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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you

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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This is not a joke.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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what's red and blue? your heart

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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