- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

A black man didn't walk into a bar

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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