- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

Can you see this brett? Connor

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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