ugh good riddance

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"Up to 50% off."

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Why? Because!

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Woman's rights.

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