Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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Looks through the peephole.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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