What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Where is my tractor?

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Sorry boss

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Nobody cares.

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Women's Sports

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Smart Blondes

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Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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