Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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Chicken

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9/11/2001

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Dani barton= lovely

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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