What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

your mom

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

Roses are red Violets are penis

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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