- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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