I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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Woman's rights.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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.""-. |a a \ \ / | '-') ; _/ /_ .'/ ; '. / / |'. \ | | '._\ | | | | | \ \_ _.// jgs '._`""`_.' `""`

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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The penn state football administration

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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