why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

Knock Knock. Come in.

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

Gadaffi

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

How much did the Holla Cost?

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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