- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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