How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

How did th-A fridge.

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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