a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

your going to die

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

who is awesome? no one...

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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