- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

Woman's rights.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

You just won the game...

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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