- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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