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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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what is big and white? the moon

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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