A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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