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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

What's 9+10=? 19

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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