- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

BWAT

Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

How did th-A fridge.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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