Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Where is my tractor?

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baby loves lalma

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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