- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

what is stupid and reading this you

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

a man walked into a bar "ouch"

math test 2=2

What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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