- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

Canida

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

Alt F4

Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Good.

Roses are red Violets are penis

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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