- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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