Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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