- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

Can you see this brett? Connor

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

Chuck Norris.

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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