- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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