Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Woman's rights.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

a man walks into a bar it hurt

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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