Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Anti Joke

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