I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Christians pornstars.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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knock knock go away ok

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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There's no "i" in tim.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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Matt Damon

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