Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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What's a small person? A midget

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Ms. Smoot's class

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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That didn't hurt.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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Society.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Penis-Pump

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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