what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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What's 9+10=? 19

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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women

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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Ass

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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womens rights to vote

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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