Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

Nice weather we're having.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Thanks

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

What is next?

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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