- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

A jew go out of a bar

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Guess what? No.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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