Chuck Norris died.

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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Guess what? No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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Unflushed Shit...

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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Anti Joke

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