Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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Anti Joke

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