I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

How do magnets work?

Women

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

Canida

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

I grammer is gooder then yours.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

what is big and white? the moon

lick my ballsack.... ok

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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